Knock knock knock, Hyung! It's me, Dildo!

Summary

I don't know when exactly, but something weird appeared in my house out of nowhere. Not only did it appear with a bang, knocking on my door, it's even shouting, "Hyung! It's me, Dildo!" from outside...?! WTF is this honey-baby-boocakes dildo-boy that comes back regardless of how I throw him away?!?!! I have no need for--- "Because I'm a dildo... Does that put you in a bind, Hyung? (`)" Wait... This might actually be better than I thought...?